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Journal Entry: Thu Aug 7, 2008, 10:12 AM
Dani tagged me so i gotta do the journal she did >.< stupid tag rule thingy

Have u ever been in love with one of your friends?:
um......i don't have that many friends so no not really XD

Who was your first kiss?:
I've never been kissed.

Do u like tall guys(girls)/short girls(guys)?:
I don't really know, haven't really thought about it before.

Is there an ex girl/boyfriend you cant stop thinking about?:
Nope

If you answered yes then who is it?:
answered no dumb ass :roll:

How many boy/girlfriends have you had?:
4 if you count the one i'm in now

How many times have you been in love?:
hmmm.......*counts on fingers and does complicated math problems to figure this out* i dunno ^^

Would you date your ex again?:
Probably not

If no why not?:
Well one of my Ex's is my E-daughter now so that could get awkward

Did you get over your ex or do u still love him/her?:
well i.......wait why should i be telling you this?

Are you currently dating someone?:
*Clings to =DaniGirl12345* mine!

If you are do you love him/her?:
*shoots idiot who asks obvious questions*

Favorite thing he/her does?:
Well she's just really fun to hang out with and is really random. That's what i like about her i guess.

What Annoys you?:
hmmm.....................nope drawing a blank ^^

What would your name be if you were married?:
No I'm a guy, names don't change

Do you really, truely, think you'll love him forever?:
ok enough with the love life questions

If you found out you were pregnant today, how would you feel?
I would shout "WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?! I'M A GUY HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!"

What would you name your baby if it were a boy or girl?:
dude, no baby, no names

If he was in an accident and lost use of his manhood, would you stay??:
She doesn't have one! Idiot!

Most loyal friend of the year?:
Its a tie between all of them, if they're loyal enough to stay with me at my most annoying moments they deserve a metal

Drinking/ Party parnter of the year?:
Taffy289 and Olivia from school hands down! I'd probably end up the designated driver though

What is your initials?:
C.W.

If you add a letter or two, could you spell a word?If so, what?:
nope
If a dog you knew was covered in poop, would you bathe it, or leave it?:
I'd push it with a5 ft long pole into a kiddy pool and wash it clean from 5 feet away
Would you rather eat a Poopy Flavoured Lollipop or Vanilla Crickets?:
If i absolutely had to pick one, the crickets.

If your hair caught on fire, would you put water on it?:
I'd run around screaming for a while until my brother got sick of it and threw me in the bath tub.

Phobias, got any?
I tend to black out when walking in a crowd

Computer or Cellular?:
Computer

Where were you born?:
In the state of Wisconsin i think.

Have You ever had a near death experience?:
:nod: my brother pushed me off a roof

Which way do you prefer to die, Burn or Drown?:
Hmm....drown, then you just get the crushing black of oblivion, instead of the burning pain of a fiery death

Have ever asked someone out?:
Nope. Never had the guts to

Have you ever been really bored this summer?:
When my internet was down.

If you could poke someone in the stomach all day and yell 'RAPE' would you?:
Duh.

If your bff liked their hair curly, but it was hideous, would you tell them?:
Are you kidding? I'd make fun of them and have a good laugh

Do you like Heinz ketchup or those little weird brands?:
.....

Do you like telling stories?:
Yep

After a shower, do you use 2 towels or 1?:
........

Do you like wearing bright colors, or dull shabby ones?:
i like to mix it up

American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch?:
Old navy :shrug: keep it simple

Knee-Highs and Mini-Skirt or Short-shorts & Commando?:
.............................. let me spell it out for you. I. AM. A.GUY!!!!

Are you addicted to anything?:
internet....and tic tacs

Do you eat eggs?:
no not really

If your name were Beatrice, would you shoot yourself?:
....... yes because i don't want a girl's name

Do you get grossed out by watching, How to Eat Fried Worms?:
Never seen it

Old Navy or Value Village?:
Old navy.

Beans Beans the Magical Fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, agree?:
......... what?

Have you ever eaten a crayon?:
Nope

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?:
Sit there and look pathetic, they eventually feel sorry for you ^^.



Do you like hot sauce?:
Not really no

Are you hot?:
Not at all XD

What are you wearing?:
clothes

What is your favorite color?:
Orange or yellow i think is the best color for me
Do you watch Danny Phantom?:
I used to.

What do you do when vending machines steals your money?:
Yell at it

Do you like Giraffes?:
A horse neck problems, i don't get it.

Do you think expensive clothes places are a rip-off?:
Yep.

Do you have a really annoying aunt?:
Yep

If you were to eat a Jar of Suicide hot sauce for $1000 would you?:
nah its not worth the humiliation of what would happen after the jar's down my throat.

If there was a bug on your floor, would you go to bed with it there?:
Nah let it go out my window

What item that is yellow is closest to you?:
Bag of pretzels XD

What's your ringtone?:
The one that came with the phone?

Did you wet your bedsheets in the last 4 years?:
Nope.

If you were to make out with someone right now, who would it be?:
....dani?

Ever been to a Mexican Bar?:
Tequila's count?

Facebook or Msn?:
Msn.

Who is your favourite, Grandma or Sister?:
Grandma.

Have you ever given money to a bum?:
no, never seen one.

Do you look at the security t.v.s in stores then try to find the camera?:
:nod:

iTunes or Windows Media Player?:
Both.

Constipation or the Flu?:
Flu

Are you a good liar?:
Reasonably good

Have you ever been so mad, that you could stab someone in the face?:
Once but i didn't.

iPod or MP3?: iPod

Do you like the smell of Gasoline?:
yep

Do you like to bathe in your own dirt?:
.........i don't think i understand

Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week or no shower?:
Teeth


Normal or Skinny jeans?:
Normal....

Do you think shaving is a waste of time?:
Yep
Do you like Will Smith?: :shrug: eh he's ok

Has a rumour ever been spread about you?:
yes -_-

Do you tell good jokes?:
Yep

Do you like to sleep in?:
sure

Yellow or Purple?: yellow

In a public washroom do you flush with your foot or hand?:
hand...what kind of weirdo would flush with their foot?

Have you ever sat on a toilet so long you had red rings around your butt?:
I don't think that's any one's business besides my own

Do you like McGreasy?(McDonalds):
Its ok

Do you like to get your nails done?: UGH! WHY CAN'T YOU ASK QUESTIONS POINTED TOWARDS GUYS!?!

Do specific things turn you on about the opposite gender?:
um....at risk of being hit with several heavy objects i will say no

Do you know what a mosque is?:
is that a kind of painting or something?

Do you secretly like one of your siblings friends?:
No

Do you easily get embarrassed?:
yep

What is something that makes you cringe?:
needles

kiss, hug, make-out, hand holding, which one do you prefer:
Hug i think ^^

Your music teacher, Gay or Straight?:
Don't got one but my last one i think was gay

Have you ever had a bf/gf you regret dating?:
nope

Are you a good speller?:
nope

At a wedding would you rather: hook up with a guy, dance or drink allnight?:
None of the above, I'd probably sit at a table and watch every one else have fun

Do you like hot showers in the morning?:
yep but i some times forget and take one later after school

Were you anxious about anything today?:
nope

U.S.A or Canada?:
U.S.A!!

Do you ever watch Family Guy Marathons?:
Not usually no

If you could change any question on here, which would it be?:
Change a few to guy questions so that i don't feel weird answering them!
And your name is?: Chris, but my friends call me Wolfy ^^

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~kdm13:iconkdm13: 22 hours 3 minutes ago
... I hate it when I can't get into the chatrooms...

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=DaniGirl12345:iconDaniGirl12345: 22 hours 51 minutes ago
I tagged you in my journal!!! Now ya gotta do it ^W^

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=DaniGirl12345:iconDaniGirl12345: 2 days 3 hours ago
:iconfurryglompplz:

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~BlueMoonWarrior:iconBlueMoonWarrior: Jul 20, 2008, 6:39:10 PM
long time no se how have you been
=DaniGirl12345:iconDaniGirl12345: Jun 29, 2008, 6:35:46 PM
FLYING RAPE!!!!!!!! :iconglompage:

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~GoddessesofTime:iconGoddessesofTime: Jun 27, 2008, 2:24:36 PM
Hey guess what? I TAG YOU! Check out my journal for more info....:paranoid:

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=DaniGirl12345:iconDaniGirl12345: Jun 23, 2008, 6:32:27 PM
:iconglompage: WOLFY!!!! :D

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~BlueMoonWarrior:iconBlueMoonWarrior: Jun 6, 2008, 3:44:40 PM
hi wolf I'm in the vore chat room all bymyself do you want to come and rp with me
=Haraotome:iconHaraotome: Jun 2, 2008, 12:55:48 PM
How are you?

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~houndsbiggestfan:iconhoundsbiggestfan: May 20, 2008, 2:35:29 PM
I have to help my mom with something please tell all my friends in the I will be back shortly

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~thelcru:iconthelcru: May 18, 2008, 8:14:33 AM
Ello! I was bored so I sent you a comment. so.... HI!

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~moontears16:iconmoontears16: May 15, 2008, 3:36:31 PM
wtf CHRIS!!!!

do u not read ur notes???
~moontears16:iconmoontears16: May 14, 2008, 5:48:52 PM
yo chris whats up??
~Pikaseel:iconPikaseel: May 9, 2008, 5:18:25 PM
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem

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I have O.C.D. Obsessive Cullen Disorder :love:
~moontears16:iconmoontears16: May 7, 2008, 1:47:19 PM
lol :D

u and taffy are grounded!!!!
~moontears16:iconmoontears16: May 6, 2008, 2:52:52 PM
do u want me and taffy to beat that kid on the bus????
he needs to back off ... :)

heres some love to u from ur bud ..(me)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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=Haraotome:iconHaraotome: May 5, 2008, 8:10:49 AM
Hey whats up? Did you check out my recent deviation?

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~xCeresGoddess17x:iconxCeresGoddess17x: May 3, 2008, 3:33:30 PM
ZOMG i havent talked to you in forever! i miss you!

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wolfboy7778: put your arm in the tank and let me sting you
xCeres_Goddess17x: psh im not THAT stupid
~Taffy289:iconTaffy289: May 1, 2008, 5:20:26 PM
hey wolfie i might not get your flaming skull done in awhile cause i gtg to my dads

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Emo: *still crying*
Gothic Emo: just..stay clam.
Emo: *STILL crying*
Gothic Emo: right. goodbye.

yes im a gothic emo. no emos dont always cry and are depressed. yes goths wear alot of black.
~Humanoid-Magpie:iconHumanoid-Magpie: Mar 31, 2008, 5:02:18 PM
Thank you for teh fav
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~boycrasy17:iconboycrasy17: Mar 17, 2008, 3:04:54 PM
yes i like blue because that what i feel ringt now blue